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		<outline text="&lt;a href=&quot;http://home.mcom.com/home/whatsnew/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.scripting.com/images/earlyMozillaThumb.gif&quot; height=&quot;37&quot; width=&quot;45&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; hspace=&quot;10&quot; vspace=&quot;10&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I moved my &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.userland.com/theHistoryOfWeblogs&quot;&gt;History of Weblogs&lt;/a&gt; to a faster server, cleaned it up a bit, fixed broken links, found an &lt;a href=&quot;http://home.mcom.com/home/whatsnew/&quot;&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt; of Netscape's What's New page (the one I had went 404). The first website, &lt;a href=&quot;http://info.cern.ch/&quot;&gt;info.cern.ch&lt;/a&gt;, redirects to a modern page, luckily there's an &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.w3.org/History/19921103-hypertext/hypertext/WWW/News/9201.html&quot;&gt;archive&lt;/a&gt; of that too. (I wish historic sites were safer bets.)"/>
		<outline text="&lt;a href=&quot;http://jrobb.userland.com/2001/09/09&quot;&gt;John Robb&lt;/a&gt;: &quot;The answering machine can become a firewall.&quot;"/>
		<outline text="Tonight's movie: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.miramax.com/shakespeareinlov/&quot;&gt;Shakespeare in Love&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;i&gt;Sweet!&lt;/i&gt;"/>
		<outline text="It's a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_reviews/1988/01/274003.html&quot;&gt;double-feature&lt;/a&gt;. &quot;;-&gt;&quot;"/>
		<outline text="&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nytimes.com/2001/09/08/technology/08SOFT.html&quot;&gt;NY Times&lt;/a&gt;: &quot;Some of the leading state attorneys general in the Microsoft antitrust case said yesterday that they would press for tough sanctions against the software maker, including ones that apply to the company's new operating system, Windows XP.&quot;"/>
		<outline text="They're still fumbling the remedy. Talk with a few developers, find out where the choke-point is, and neuter it. I sent an email to the author of the Times article &lt;a href=&quot;http://davenet.userland.com/2001/07/12/restoringCompetitionToTheBrowserMarket&quot;&gt;outlining&lt;/a&gt; the way to do it. Breaking the company up is unworkable. It would take a decade to do, they all work on the same campus, the thinking is so ingrained, and what good would it do. Office is an albatross. They need to rethink their apps anyway. You'd be doing them a favor by splitting Office into a separate company."/>
		<outline text="&lt;a href=&quot;http://theflangynews.editthispage.com/2001/09/08&quot;&gt;Flangy News&lt;/a&gt;: &quot;I've resigned my position at Microsoft.&quot;"/>
		<outline text="Bernie Dodge: \&quot;Wow, Dave. I've ego surfed my full name before, but it never occurred to me to search for just my first name until you did it. And holy shit... I'm the first &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=bernie&quot;&gt;Bernie!&lt;/a&gt;\&quot;"/>
		<outline text="More first name surfing. Gates is the third &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=bill&quot;&gt;Bill&lt;/a&gt;. Raymond is the third &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;imgsafe=off&amp;safe=off&amp;q=eric&quot;&gt;Eric&lt;/a&gt;. Curry is the sixth &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;imgsafe=off&amp;safe=off&amp;q=adam&quot;&gt;Adam&lt;/a&gt;. Felter is the third &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=wes&amp;btnG=Google+Search&quot;&gt;Wes&lt;/a&gt;. Savin is the fourth &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=jake&quot;&gt;Jake&lt;/a&gt;. Bricklin is the fifth &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=dan&quot;&gt;Dan&lt;/a&gt;. Swarz is the first &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=aaron&quot;&gt;Aaron&lt;/a&gt;. Kapor is the second &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;imgsafe=off&amp;safe=off&amp;q=mitch&quot;&gt;Mitch&lt;/a&gt;. Spolsky is the first &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=joel&quot;&gt;Joel&lt;/a&gt;. Williams is the first &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;imgsafe=off&amp;safe=off&amp;q=evan&quot;&gt;Evan&lt;/a&gt;. Neuburg is the seventh &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;imgsafe=off&amp;safe=off&amp;q=matt&quot;&gt;Matt&lt;/a&gt;. Fleishman is the seventh &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;imgsafe=off&amp;safe=off&amp;q=glenn&quot;&gt;Glenn&lt;/a&gt;. Ballmer isn't on the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;imgsafe=off&amp;safe=off&amp;q=steve&quot;&gt;first page&lt;/a&gt; of Steves, nor is Jobs."/>
		<outline text="&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,46655,00.htm&quot;&gt;Wired&lt;/a&gt;: &quot;Music and record industry lobbyists are quietly readying an all-out assault on Congress this fall in hopes of dramatically rewriting copyright laws.&quot;"/>
		<outline text="&lt;a href=&quot;http://translate.google.com/translate_c?hl=es&amp;sl=en&amp;u=http://manila.userland.com/&amp;prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmanila%26hl%3Des%26safe%3Doff&quot;&gt;Google translation&lt;/a&gt; of the Manila home page, in Spanish."/>
		<outline text="Art News: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.artnewsonline.com/currentarticle.cfm?type=feature&amp;art_id=971&quot;&gt;Feminism's New Look&lt;/a&gt;."/>
		<outline text="&lt;a href=&quot;http://scriptingnews.userland.com/stories/storyReader$1345&quot;&gt;A woman's joke&lt;/a&gt; about the gender of computers."/>
		<outline text="My favorite gender joke is still the one about the forest. &quot;If a man is in a forest and says something, and no women are present, is he still wrong?&quot;"/>
		<outline text="Ralph Hempel: &quot;How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, just as well as a man, and it's not funny, dammit!&quot;"/>
		<outline text="Ole and Sven go fishing">
			<outline text="Ole and Sven went fishing on the lake on a hot summer day. "/>
			<outline text="&quot;Oh boy,&quot; said Sven, &quot;It sure is hot today,&quot; as he reached to pick up a beer hanging over the side, and fell into the lake and sank like a stone. "/>
			<outline text="&quot;Boy oh boy Sven sure been in the water a long time,&quot; said Ole after ten minutes. &quot;I'd better go rescue him.&quot;"/>
			<outline text="He swam all the way to the bottom of the lake, where it is very muddy and dark, and felt a cold body. &quot;Oh boy this must be Sven,&quot; he thought and grabbed the hand and pulled him to the surface and dumped the body into the boat and immediately began mouth-to-mouth resucitation. "/>
			<outline text="&quot;Oh you don't taste so good,&quot; Ole thought, about his brother Sven's breath. &quot;It almost makes me want to vomit,&quot; he said."/>
			<outline text="He did this for five minutes with no success. Ole cried and cried, through the tears he said. &quot;I love you so much Sven, why did you have to fall in the lake and drown like that and oh what am I going to tell Lena and come to think of it where did you get the helmet and the snowmobile outfit?&quot;"/>
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		<outline text="Let's fix a bug">
			<outline text="OK, this part is not a joke, here's a bug I'd like to fix. "/>
			<outline text="I pick up the phone. A woman's voice. &quot;Hi it's me.&quot; "/>
			<outline text="I have no idea who it is, I'm on the other line, and it's confusing. "/>
			<outline text="And get this -- telemarketers are starting to do this too. "/>
			<outline text="A friendly woman's voice says &quot;Hi.&quot; "/>
			<outline text="I ask &quot;Who is this?&quot; "/>
			<outline text="&quot;My name is Melody and I work with First Union Mortgage.&quot; "/>
			<outline text="Click. Grrrr."/>
			<outline text="PS: My mother, when she calls, says &quot;Hi, it's your mother.&quot; "/>
			<outline text="&lt;i&gt;Thanks!&lt;/i&gt;"/>
			<outline text="&quot;cheesecake&quot;"/>
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